Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Your mom is fat

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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