- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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