- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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