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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Once upon a cross

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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