- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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