What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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