What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Muslim athletes.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Women's rights.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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