There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

whats 2+2? math.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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