A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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AIDS

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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