- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Gingers.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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