When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

I would rape her

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Rigo your a stupid ass

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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