- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is pi? Because circles.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Dogs in my home.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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