- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

She said no

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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