- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

You're welcome!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What did I do last night?work

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

How do you spell eight? 8

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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