- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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