I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Strawberries!

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