A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

im black

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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