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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Womens rights !

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

At least I dont have AIDS.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

She said no

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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