A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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E= McVagina

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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I never asked for this.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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