- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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