- Anti Joke

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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