why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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