- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Snarf Nuggets

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

cancer

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

shauns beautiful

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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