Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Knock knock Come in

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Take this and put it- No.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Basically copying you.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

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