Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Womens rights

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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