Womens rights

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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the WNBA

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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