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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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