What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Women's rights.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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my whole life!

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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