- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

my whole life!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Women's rights.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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