- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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