A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

An irish man walks out of a bar

You're welcome!

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Dylan is gay

i dont like chris

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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