- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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