What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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