- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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