What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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