what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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donald................duck for president

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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