A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Jaden McMichael

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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speech and debate.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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