- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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