Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Harry Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

i dont like chris

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

whats the best thing about polio...death

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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