- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

whats a willy? -brock

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

You're welcome!

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

I pooped.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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