How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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