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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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