- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Your mums a penis joke.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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