- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"