Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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