2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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weston cage

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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