a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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chuck norris

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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civil rights

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