Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Cancer

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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