What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Life is an elephant, get married.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

baby seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a barn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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