- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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