Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Gangnam style

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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