Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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A white person at Harvard

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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