jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

A black person walks out of KFC

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

I would rape her

a man said hi.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

I said I hate niiggers

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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