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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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