Wanna know something funny? Your face

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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WNBA

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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