- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

i like turtals and kids

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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