- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

... i forgot the joke :p

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Grammer is very important

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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