What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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baskets

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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People Order Our Patties

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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