- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

raisin boogers

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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