Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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