Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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yes... that's the joke

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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These Jokes suck.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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