- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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