- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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