- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Women's rights.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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