- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Okay, one second.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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