- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

the love boat

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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