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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Women's sports.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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