- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

womens rights

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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