What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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The Detroit Lions

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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