Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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