- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

This is a joke

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

My children are huge mistakes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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