- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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