Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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