Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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