Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Your mom.

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