Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Black People.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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