Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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penus

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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