- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

A midget walks under a bar

Justin's humor

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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