Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Republicans

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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