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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What's big and messy? A big mess

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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