What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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