What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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nipple

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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