- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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