What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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