what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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WNBA

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