how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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