the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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My name is Harry.

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GONNA

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