- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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