What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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