- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Billy Cundiff.

your mom died.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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