What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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