Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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The Game

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Do you like fishsticks No

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vaginas

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