bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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a man said hi.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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poop

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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This is a joke setup.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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