kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Harry Styles

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Women's rights

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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EGGPLANT

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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neil patrick harris

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Anti Joke

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