- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Xbox One

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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