- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Women's rights.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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