- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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