What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Poop swing

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WNBA

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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