what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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