- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

penis

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Women's rights

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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