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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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