Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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whats 69+2? 71

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Knock knock What?

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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