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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

shut up iggy

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

i lost the game

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Black People.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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