What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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