What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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