- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

women's rights.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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