- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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